Everyone say a big congrats to my beautiful mother who today has lost 100 pounds!!

Jaw dropper looks good when he walks he’s the subject of the talk he would be hard to chase

"congratulations! I am pleased to welcome you to the University of Arkansas…"

If u a top then ok but if ur a dom top that mean u got a big wanguh

*walks into class late* teacher: y are u late? Me: im late? Teacher: you missed almost an entire period! Me: are u telling me im p

I only agree to these events so i can openly judge ppl without getting punished

Dear Facebook,
without u i probably would never say happy birthday to anyone
Love, Your Loyal Slave

Babe please just get in bed

Skipping 2nd hour to role play starwars is by far the best day ever

The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advance that ppl actually think you’re stupid.